Previously on rescue me...
your sister Jeanie, she's
Sick. I can't cover the nut
But...
stand up and get yourself a
Job before they toss her out in
The street.
Hey, listen, is there any
Chance you could float me that
Money we talked about?
I'm sorry, jer. I'm tapped
Out.
I was depending upon that
Money for Jeanie...
Christ, Jerry, what do I look
Like, a goddamn atm machine to
You?!
I saw your sign outside and
I'm looking to pick up a couple
Of extra bucks. I am a little
Bit rusty, but I used to pour it
Down at mchale's.
You don't want to talk to me,
You can talk to my new lawyer.
After this shit and the shit you
Pulled the other night, I will
Get it all... the girls, the
Money, the furniture,
Everything.
You know, you've been acting
Very unlou-Like lately, Lou.
What are you talking about?
You want to help me?
We're brothers.
Save this intervention for
Somebody who gives a shit.
Has he talked to you about
Maggie yet?
No, God, no. I was waiting
For the right time, you know,
Seems a little raw after the
Whole Johnny thing.
He seems fine to me.
Yeah, but he was doing this
Whole bristling thing.
He was bristling?
Yeah.
He knows.
I think he might know.
If he knew, you'd be in a
Body cast by now.
So, is this a gift from your
Old lady? Sorry. Girlfriend.
She's not old, Lou. She's
Older.
Older lady with a shitload of
Money.
What's with the long face?
What?
What, Mrs. Turbody?
I'm in love with her, uncle
Tommy.
You don't know what love is.
Why don't we discuss this off
School grounds?
Over drinks.
If I end that thing, I'm going
To need another thing to take
That thing's place.
Call me Mrs. Turbody!
Mrs. Turbody!
Yes! Oh, yes!
Hey, did you see the kitty?
Where?
No, the smoking kitty. I
Checked it out this morning.
Almost 1,200 bucks.
Call it the can, OK? If you
Can't call it the can, don't
Call it anything.
Talk to your brother yet,
Tom?
No. Piece of shit. If he
Knows what's good for him, he'll
Stay outta my way from now until
The time I leave this planet.
Yeah, that was a real beating
You put into him the other
Night.
Yeah. Well, that's how we do
It in the Gavin family. Settle
Things with our fists. My uncles
Did it, my aunts. Even my
Sisters. One time when I was
Like 9, my cousin liam threw my
Batmobile in the toilet...
holy shit!
Stop the truck, nils!
What?
Stop the truck!
Stop the goddamn truck! You
Guys see that?
Is it a broad?
It's a bus. It's a school bus
In the middle of the road.
Franco, we're in the
Middle of a goddamn run. We stop
Here, we gotta clear it with
Jerry first.
So clear it!
What happened?
There's a bus full of kids.
You guys are fast!
I'm still on hold with 911. I
Think the kids might be hurt or
Something.
Out of the way, guys. Out of
The way, out of the way.
We're stuck!
It'll be OK, kids.
The seats are jamming up the
Front. We can't get in.
All right. We're going up
Top. Probie, come on.
Nils, I need you to get the
Partners over here right away.
Where are you?
I'm gonna grab the portable
Ladder, frank.
Stay calm, guys.
Contacted the dispatch that
We've arrived at the scene at
117 St. Nicholas.
Move out of the way of the
Window! Cover your heads with
Your jackets!
Go ahead!
You got it?
Yeah. Yeah.
All right, mikey. Here we go.
Hey, what about that other
Job? Was it a fire?
No, it wasn't a fire. It was
A cardiac. 72 truckers
Responded to it.
All right, kids first. OK.
Here you go, pal.
Come here, bud. Ready? I got
You. Go ahead. You got him?
My arm hurts.
You play sports?
No.
Then your arm's not
Really an issue, now is it?
There you go. Keep your feet
On the...
you have to help beth!
You got her? Beth?
Where's beth?
In front.
OK. There you go. Probie?
When you get done with her, come
Inside and help the driver out,
All right?
OK. Got it.
Beth! Beth!
Oh, shit.
Probie?
Yeah?
We're gonna need the saw.
OK!
Shit!
All right, hang on, sweetheart.
Tommy, hold up a sec.
Hold up a sec, all right?
What's going on out there,
Lou?
Listen, we got gas leaking
Out here. It's pooling up in the
Street. Do not use the partner
Saw, do you hear me? Do not use
The partner saw.
I don't want to wait, man.
Her leg's stuck under this pipe
In here and she's in a lot of
Pain.
We got Franco flying in with
The saw. Do not use it. Copy
That!
One spark in the wrong
Direction... just hold off on the
Goddamn saw. Copy?
All right. You know what? Go.
What are you gonna do?
Go.
Don't worry about it. Hurry up.
All right.
All right, sweetheart. Close
Your eyes for me, OK?
Where the hell is Franco?
Shit!
Hey, where were you? You
Missed the explosion.
[Captioning made possible by
Sony pictures television]
♪ on another day,
Come on, come on,
With these ropes I tied,
Can we do no wrong?
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
With my teeth locked down
I can see the blood
Of a thousand men
Who have come and gone,
Now we grieve
'Cause now is gone,
Things were good
When we were young,
Is it safe to say?
Come on, come on,
Was it right to leave?
Come on, come on,
Will I ever learn?
Come on, come on,
Come on, come on *
These men had a duty to
Perform. They were supposed to
Be responding to a distress call
From a member of the community
They serve. Instead, they
Decided...
unbelievable, man.
To ignore that call to help
Some wealthy white children
Outside of the community. Now,
I'm not against helping
Children, but once again, the
City has ignored its citizens of
Color. I, for one, am calling
For a full and thorough
Investigation.
He's kidding, right?
Every once in a while you see
Something going down and you
Have to make a snap judgment
Call. In this case, it was a man
In distress. Chest pains versus
A bus load of kids. And I made
The call. I didn't stop to think
What color the kids were. Black,
White, green. They're kids. We
Just did our job.
There has been no mention of
An investigation from FDNY
Headquarters, but we'll be
Keeping an eye on this story in
The days to come. Back to you,
Kim.
You believe this bullshit?
This sucks, man. I thought
We'd be heroes after that save.
I'm the one that should be
Complaining. Did you see the
Name up there? Jerry o'Reilly?
Who the hell is that?
I am done. Look at that. I'm
Moving to the woods and eating
Nuts and squirrels and then I'm
Gonna set the woods on fire and
Not tell anybody until it's too
Late. Look! "FDNY leaves man for
Dead."
Christ!
Could be worse.
How?
Could say: "Jerry o'Reilly
Leaves man for dead."
What?
You know what, just for the
Record, not all those kids were
White. OK? There was one black
Kid.
No, I think he had a tan.
Nah, that wasn't a tan. He
Was Egyptian or something.
Egyptian?
Yeah, from some other country
Over there. His old man was an
Ambassador.
Well, why doesn't his father
Step forward and say something?
Give us some support.
Well, he would've, but he was
Keeping a low profile. Seems he
Got mixed up in that diplomatic
License plate bullshit or
Something. The embassy called,
Though. They're sending over a
Fruit basket.
Hey, boys. See the fruit?
Yeah, we were just talking
About the fruit.
Yeah?
Hey, speaking of keeping a
Low profile, I want you guys to
Do the same. Don't talk to
Anybody about this. Don't mix it
Up with the neighbors if there's
Any kind of a protest, huh?
Little bit of luck, this thing
Might just blow over. All right?
Now, if you'll excuse me, I have
To go upstairs and get
Perrolli's boot up my ass for
Another half hour. Save me some
Papaya.
Hey, Tommy, can I
Talk to you in the other room
For a second?
No.
Why? It's important.
No. No.
Please?
No!
It's personal.
Oh, OK. Well, then, of
Course.
Hey, Lou, you mind giving us
A minute?
Blow me.
No, I'm serious, l...
so am I.
Why don't we go to the locker
Room? It's private.
Garrity, I've already moved
Once. I'm not moving again. Say
What you have to say. Get it
Over with. Let's go.
All right. Jesus. I just...
ahem. A little while ago I did
This thing I probably should've
Asked you about and I didn't and
I need you to promise me you're
Not going to hit me.
Why would I hit you?
Well, just listen.
I, uh, you know this girl that
I've been, as you may know, been
Dating, this woman, this lady,
This person happens, um, to be...
my sister Maggie.
What? How the hell did you
Know that?
My dad's birthday party.
Yeah, but I didn't say
Anything...
you gave yourself away.
What are you talking about?
You took her cherry.
I took her cherry?
Wait, wait, no offense,
Guys, but this is Maggie we're
Talking about, seems to me that
Particular event might have
Happened around fifth grade or...
ha ha. Very funny.
Fourth grade.
You took her cherry three
Times out of her drink, OK? You
Took her cherry out. That's a
Very personal gesture. Only
Someone who knows somebody very
Well would do that. OK? You gave
Yourself away.
OK. Well, whatever.
The point is... what I'm trying to
Say... is that I...
I'm in love with her, OK?
You're in love with my sister
Maggie?
Yes.
OK.
Ow! Jesus, I thought you said
You weren't going to hit me.
You just said you love her.
I do love her.
Son of a bitch!
Four million women in new
York city and you got to pick my
Crazy sister. She's nuts. She's
Certifiable.
You know what, Tom? You're
Just jealous. That's what you
Are.
I'm jealous. I am trying to
Help you here. Hypothetical. You
And I go to the zoo. You climb
Into the bear exhibit with a
Stick and you start poking the
Bear with the stick. You'd
Expect me to either pull you out
Or call somebody for help,
Right?
Right.
OK. It's the same situation,
Except my sister's the bear and
The stick is your cock. Got it?
Uh... look, I don't care
What you say, OK? I love her.
Are you crying over my
Sister Maggie?
No, I'm not. You
Just... you hurt my nose.
Charles bronson. Death wish.
Ahem. Speaking of which,
You have, uh, something you want
To say to me?
About what?
OK. Well, for one example,
The other day when you were
Talking to the probie and I came
Up and tried to join the
Conversation and you jumped down
My goddamn throat.
You're waiting for an
Apology?
Yeah.
Keep waiting, pal.
All right.
Hey, what's up, kid?
Hey.
I used to come out here everyday
Around this time and have a
Smoke. Now I just come out and
Breathe. It sucks.
Any sign of trouble in the
Neighborhood?
Nah. Nothing. I guess nobody
Reads the paper or watches the
News around here, you know? Hey,
Chief, you think it's weird that
I'm seeing this older woman?
Yeah. Maybe. I don't know.
She sure is a good-Looking
Dame, Franco.
Yeah, but, you know, the age
Thing. Not to mention she's rich
And I'm pretty much piss poor.
You're the one that's gotta
Spend the time with her. It
Shouldn't much matter what I
Think. Or maybe that's the
Issue.
It's all right, kid.
Oh!
I'm so wasted! Aah! Whoo!
Ha ha ha!
Yeah, honey, I remember my
First beer.
Larry, I'm going to take a
Fiver. My back is killing me.
Hey, grab a mop first. You're
Little friend the captain of the
Cheerleading squad just lost her
Shit in the urinal.
What the hell was she doing
In the men's room?
She doesn't know what state
She's in, let alone what
Bathroom. Get on that, huh? Guys
Go in and see puke in the
Urinal, it's gonna set off a
Chain reaction. Then you're
Gonna have a real mess on your
Hands.
Right.
Hey, Jerry! I need ice. How
Many times I have to ask?
You're next, sweetheart.
Right after the puke.
Hey, what the hell? What's
Going on?
Your father had like an old
Man nostalgia panic attack and
Went through all of the albums
And then he fell down.
Is he all right?
Yeah. He went to the bathroom
When I wasn't looking and then
He fell down and hit his head on
The toilet and I wouldn't let
Him go to sleep because, you
Know, when you have a concussion
And you go to sleep, it's like...
right, right, right. So,
Where is he now?
Sleeping. Well, he was
Begging me. And I'm like, all
Right. You want to go to sleep,
You might not wake up. And he
Goes, I don't care. And I said,
Fine, you know what? My hands
Are clean. Are you hungry?
No. I had a slice on the way
Home. So he's OK?
Yes, he's fine!
All right!
Listen, if you want to worry
About somebody, why don't you
Worry about me? I got to sit
Here and listen to him all day.
"I need a grandson, I need a
Male heir. I'm not gonna rest
Until I have another Gavin in
The FDNY." It is making me
Crazy.
I know. I'm sick of that
Speech myself.
Anyway...
I think that, um, I have a
Solution to the problem.
And which problem is this?
The male heir situation.
OK. What would that be?
I thought about it from every
Angle.
Mm-Hmm.
And, um...
it actually makes a lot of
Sense to me.
Ahh.
What makes a lot of sense?
You and me, we have a baby.
That's funny.
Don't laugh. I'm being really
Serious here because it would be
Totally different, OK? There
Would be no obligations, there
Would be no entanglements. I
Would raise this child. You
Could see him whenever you
Wanted to. I wouldn't ask dollar
One for support from you because
I got all that widow money
Sitting in the account
Untouched. I wouldn't need
Anything from you. I would raise
This child. He would graduate
From high school... bing, bang,
Boom. Right into probie school.
Yeah. It be great, but
What if it's a girl?
You didn't think of that, did
You?
Ah, there's these things they
Can do! Um, where they take your
Eggs and they, um, scramble them
And then the boy comes out.
Yeah. OK. I'm not interested
In scrambled eggs, all right?
Hey! Listen to me. Not for
Nothing, but the clock is
A-Ticking for both of us. My
Eggs aren't going to be around
Forever. And whether you want to
Admit it or not, the day's going
To come when you're not going to
Be able to deliver the wigglers.
The wigglers.
You heard me.
Yeah, OK. Well...
all right. Well, so, what are
You gonna do?
I have an appointment at the
Sperm bank tomorrow. They're
Going to take some of my
Wigglers and freeze them, so
Whenever I want to use the
Wigglers, I'll have plenty of
Them to throw around. All right?
Oh, you're so disgusting.
It's practical.
When you want to talk about
Something other than throwing
Your sperm around, why don't you
Call me?
Oh! And by the way, you might
Want to think about being nicer
To black people.
Dude, look.
Power play.
Shit.
Those guys suck, man.
Yeah, tell me about it.
I'm taking off, jer.
Hey, Larry.
Birdie.
Birdie. Not that I mind
Lugging boxes up from the
Basement all night and cleaning
Up the girl puke, but I thought
I was supposed to tend bar.
Yeah, that was the plan, but
We got to wait for some shifts
To open up first. Look, Cindy's
Talking about moving to a joint
Downtown. Right? You pick up her
Shifts, you'll be pulling in
More cash than you can count.
Hey, that's what I want to
Talk to you about. Is there any
Chance of maybe getting paid
Under the table? You know, keep
Uncle sam out of it?
I wish I could, man, but my
Old lady's the accountant. You
Know? If everything's not above
Board, she's going to bust my
Balls more than she usually
Does. Hey, that reminds me. I
Need tax info from you... like
Social, all that stuff.
I can give it you right now.
No, no, just write it down.
I'll get it from you next time I
See you. And good job tonight.
Alicia, can we, um...
can we just...
mm-Hmm. Sure. But I wanted to
Try maybe this little thing that
I do with my tongue that we
Haven't tried before?
What little thing?
Well, it's with my tongue and
My teeth.
It doesn't hurt. No, no, no.
Well, I mean it hurts, but in a
Good way.
Shit.
I can't believe I'm about to say
This.
What?
Can we just, um, talk for a
Second... please?
Sure.
Uh... all right. The thing is,
That, um, this is all just...
you're feeling kind of
Disoriented with the park view
And the silk sheets and the
Girlie soap and everything. It's
A little much when you come from
Nothing, right?
Well, yeah. And also the...
age issue, because even
Though I turn you on and I know
Exactly what you want in bed,
You're still thinking of banging
College girls and you're
Wondering if I know it. I do.
Because, you know, you get to
Know a lot of guys and you start
To recognize patterns.
And I'm...
30 percent man and 60 percent
Boy and maybe 10 percent
Neanderthal. You know, and
That's really not a very good
Recommendation for a long-Term
Relationship...
so?
Because there's a little girl
In the next room who thinks that
You're just the greatest guy
Since Adam and, well, I'm going
To give you the benefit of the
Doubt.
Oh.
You know, you just
Said everything I wanted to say
But better.
Tongue trick?
Sure.
Cool.
I'm not gay.
Neither am I.
I mean, we live together and
Everything, but it's not like we
Sleep together or kiss or any of
That shit.
Yeah. It's just blowjobs. And
They don't count as sex anymore,
So it's not like we're even
Doing anything sexual.
Yeah, and definitely not
Anything gay.
Exactly.
I'm just getting the blowjobs
So I'm really not gay.
Are you saying I'm gayer than
You?
No.
Well, don't piss me off,
Mike. I'll beat your face in,
Asshole.
Dude, if I'm not gay at all,
How can you be gayer than me?
Use your logic, dude.
Sorry, man.
So, you think you'll ever
Want to try it?
Try what?
Going down on me.
No, dude. Never.
That's cool.
Don't forget the old expression,
Though. Never say never.
No. I'm saying never. Loud
And clear.
Why do you have to be a dick?
Shut up.
You shut up!
Yeah?
Hey, it's me. Hello?
Yeah.
Look, I hate to say this, but
I think we need to get together
And talk. I've been talking to
Lawyers and crunching numbers,
And if I hire a lawyer to handle
Things, there won't be any
Numbers left to crunch. So, as
Much as I would love to screw
You to the wall and leave you
Penniless, it doesn't look like
That'll be happening.
Hang on a second, OK?
Hello?
What do you want?
Mags?
You called me last night?
Yes. I wanted to talk to you
About Sean.
John? I'm not getting into
The middle of that bullshit.
The two of you are a bunch of
Idiots as far as I'm concerned.
I'm talking about Garrity.
Sean Garrity. Your boyfriend.
Who said he was my boyfriend?
He did.
What a tool.
You gonna buy that?
No. I'm going to read this,
And when I'm done reading this,
I'm going to walk away.
God, people are so rude.
Hang on a second, mag.
All right. Look, I can't talk
Right now. When do you want to
Meet?
Well, how's Tuesday at 4:00?
I'll make sure that the girls
Aren't here. Colleen has bible
Study, and I'll set up a
Play date for katy.
All right. Let me tell you
One thing right now... if I even
Smell Johnny within two blocks
Of that house...
he won't be.
Tuesday at 4:00.
Got to go.
Yeah?
He's not my boyfriend.
Well, he thinks he is.
Listen, Tom, he's a sweet
Kid. Dumb as a box of rocks and
Not the regular ones. The dumb
Ones. He's not bad in the Sack,
But that's about all there is to
It.
So, you're not serious
About him?
Listen, Tommy, including
Garrity, I got four guys in line
Right now. No... five. I just
Started a thing with the new
Super in my building. Cute
Mexican guy. His name is nacho.
You know, like the snack.
Yeah. That's cute. He's in
Love with you, you know.
Nacho?
Not nacho! Garrity!
Tell me something I don't
Know. They're all in love with
Me, Tom. It's like moths to a
Flame. Am I bad?
You know, I'm just glad to
Hear that you're not serious
About him, you know?
What are you doing?
Calm down, punjab. I'll give
You a nickel. God.
Bye.
Yeah?
Hi. It's me. Look, I just
Wanted to say I'm sorry about
Last night.
Boy, it's crazy chick calling
Day, isn't it?
What did you say?
Nothing. What do you want?
Listen, have you gone and
Done the sperm thing yet?
I'm on my way right now. Why?
How do they... remove it from
You?
The sperm? You know, I think
They go in above the knee with a
Little tube and they suck the
Cum right out of your leg. I
Don't... what do you think?
I mean, do they... hook you up
To some device or...
they have a penis pump. No. I
Jerk off, OK? I jerk off into a
Cup or, you know, a plastic ice
Cube tray or something. I don't
Know. Why?
All right, all right. That's
What I thought.
Hang on. Yeah?
Hi. Mr. Gavin. It's your
Favorite teacher.
It really is crazy chick
Calling day.
I need to see you right now.
I'm sorry, but I can't see
You. I'm on my way to a doctor's
Appointment, all right? So...
it's nothing serious or
Transmittable, I hope.
Well, it's just a... a bunch of
Normal, general check-Up things,
But it's going to be like a few
Hours. I'm very, very busy.
I thought we had an
Arrangement. You know, if you
Don't come over, I'm gonna have
To call Damian.
Oh, God.
All right. I might be able to
Swing by your place. I'm kind of
In your neighborhood. But I can
Only stay 10 minutes.
I'll be waiting.
Don't be tardy.
Ohh. What?
Green light, jackass!
You know, it's against the
Law to drive and talk on your
Cell phone in new York city? You
Know that, right?
Yes, I do. I know that. Look,
I just have a little tiny
Question for you.
What?
When you're at the sperm bank
And you are jerking off into a
Cup, could you think of me?
Why?
Because then if we decide to
Use the sperm at a later date to
Have a child together, then it
Would sort of be like we were
Actually connected at the moment
That it all started.
Hee hee hee.
Think of me!
Hey!
Hey, keela, brush your teeth.
Make that bed up there!
No, you don't have to make
The bed. Mariana will do it. And
Leave the dishes, too. She'll
Take care of that.
OK.
You know, I am so in love
With your daughter.
Did you hear what she said to
Me? I was so moved.
Yeah, well, she asks
Everybody to be her mommy, so...
OK.
I'm sorry... alicia. I didn't
Mean that. She... she really likes
You. She does.
You know, you seem like
You've been a dad forever. I'm
So impressed.
Yeah. Well, don't be too
Impressed. Yeah, I freaked out,
You know. I couldn't handle it.
I put her up for adoption.
What?
Yeah. She got placed with
This family... these pigs... you
Know, all they cared about what
Was their monthly check from the
State.
Oh, my God.
Yeah. I was out of my mind.
So I... stole her back.
What do you mean you stole
Her?
I just took her.
You took her?
Yeah. You know, people like
That are never going to call the
Cops. They still get their check
Every month. No extra mouth to
Feed so they're thrilled.
But, um, that's just between you
And me. OK?
I think you're going to have
To seal my lips.
I was just thinking the same
Thing.
Keela, come on, sweetheart.
We're late.
Oh, my God.
You're a bad, bad boy.
Oh, Mrs. Turbody. Mmm! Mmm!
Mrs. Turbody! Ohh!
Ohh! Ohh! Mrs. Turbody!
Ohh! Ohh!
Ohh, ohh.
Sorry.
It's OK.
So, you'll be in here.
OK.
Take as long as you need,
And then when you have your
Deposit, bring it to the front
And carl will catalog it.
OK. Carl.
A little chilly in here, isn't
It?
I'll turn the heat up.
We have some reading material
There if you need inspiration.
Thisis... playboys.
Old playboys.
Don't you have anything a little
More, you know...
I don't understand.
Something a little more...
more... what?
This will be fine. Ahem.
All right. Pal. Let's get
Going.
Hey, uh...
it's carl, right?
Yes.
Um... ahem. I, uh...
I stopped and had sex on my way
Over here so, um, I just wanted
To let you know that, uh, this
Isn't my normal volume...
you know, sperm-Wise.
I'm sure it's fine.
Well, it's just...
how ya doing?
Uh...
it's also the cups are kinda big
So it just seems like there's,
You know, not that much in
There.
I can take your
Deposit now.
'Cause I was
Thinking if you'd give me a new
Cup, I could go home and, you
Know, take care of my
Business there and put it in the
Fridge and bring it in first
Thing in the morning.
No?
No. We need to make sure that
Your, uh, deposit is fresh
Before we freeze it.
Don't worry. Everyone thinks
It's not enough.
Oh, really?
Yeah. I'm sure it's a
Perfectly normal amount.
Thank you.
Yeah... this is really not
Enough.
Can you come back tomorrow?
Yeah.
I just want to point out that
It's really cold in that room
And you could use smaller cups
And better magazines.
What's going on?
Hmm? Ah, nothing, man.
Wow. Look at him, huh?
Yeah, he's dead to the world.
Yeah, that's good eating.
Goddamn pricks!
It's not funny! God damn it!
It's not!
Ohh!
Now that's funny!
Yo. Lou, boy, did you pick
The wrong day to show up late
To work, my man. Chief was
Sleeping in the break room, me
And Tommy...
yeah. You know, I heard.
There's pieces of lounger up and
Down the street. You know, you
Could have gotten somebody
Killed. Goddamn bunch of
Juvenile delinquents.
Yo, Lou, you need a hug or
Something?
Lighten up, buddy.
Hey, is that a nicotine patch
I see? It's against the rules,
My man. I think you got to make
A little cash deposit in the
Kitty.
You know, why don't you mind
Your own business, you stupid
Spic?
Excuse me?
You heard me.
Yeah. I heard you and I saw
You. Drunk off your ass the
Other night, stumbling around in
The street like some goddamn
Bum. Maybe I'm a stupid spic,
Lou, but at least I've got my
Personal shit together.
Ahem. What's going on?
Shh.
Quiet time.
Bullshit.
Yeah, OK. You know what? I'm
Not getting involved. I'm just
Relaying information here, OK?
What, four other guys? Come
On, that's crazy.
Yeah. Crazy to you and me,
But to a crazy person... business
As usual. All right?
What?
Hey, look, the bear, the
Stick? Does that ring a bell?
You know, if she were dating
Four other guys, I'd think I'd
Know about it, OK?
How would you know?
I don't know. Maybe there'd
Be some other guys' underwear or
Socks laying around?
Underwear and socks?
Yeah.
Yeah, you go with that plan.
Do yourself a favor. Walk away
From the relationship.
You know what, Tom? This is
You just being you. You know,
Overprotective and not thinking
I'm good enough for your
Sister.
That is not the
Issue, believe me.
Yes, it is.
Of course you're good enough
For her.
Oh, really?
So were the four other guys...
the underwear and the sock guys.
Very funny. You know, don't
Talk about her that way.
Don't put your hands on me.
Don't put your hands on me,
You jerk.
Lay off!
Bitch!
My sister!
She's my girlfriend.
Yeah. One other thing,
Asshole.
What?
Don't tell her I mentioned
This stuff to you, all right?
Please?
Sean?
Hey, you work in there?
Huh?
You a fireman?
Yeah.
That's from the neighborhood.
Come on! Yeah!
Ohh!
Cup?
Ah! No!
Aah!
Shit!
And?
Actually, we just ran your
Semen under the scope... standard
Procedure... we've never seen this
Before... seems to be quite a bit
Of dust in it.
It's been a long time. Ahem.
See you tomorrow.
Ah!
Uh!
Hey!
What do you think you're doing?
Who the hell are you?
What are you doing?
I'm frying myself!
That's what I'm doing. Get
Out of here.
It's a free country. We can
Both do it.
No way. People will read
About this in the paper!
They'll think we're
Cult members or a couple of
Queers with some homo
Suicide pact thing. Take a hike,
Wannabe!
You hake a tike.
I was here first.
I'm going first!
Why should you go first?
I'm homeless! I got nothing!
I got no friends, I got no
Family. My life is shit, man!
My life is bigger shit, all
Right?
My wife, whom I love dearly,
Left me for another man. She
Broke my heart and then she took
Nearly everything that I owned,
All right? And then I met
Another woman. Yeah. Beautiful.
Young, gorgeous hooker, but one
Of the good ones because she
Didn't make me pay until the
End. And at the end she took
Every penny that I had on earth.
And then... get this. I'm in a
Porn store the other day, and
Who do I see on the cover of a
Triple x but her. So, not only
Is she a thief and a hooker, but
She's a porn star to boot. I'm a
Joke. I'm a loser. I look in the
Mirror, I want to puke.
Be my guest.
Excuse me?
You win, loser. You go first.
Thanks.
Who is it?
It's Lou. Open up.
Hey.
What's going on? It's like
4:00 in the morning.
I know. Did I wake you?
I was up anyways. What's
Happened?
I need some help.
Everything?
Every cent I had. I know what
You're thinking. I'm a moron.
At this advanced age, I mean, I
Can't believe I didn't see it
Coming. Maybe I did. I don't
Even know anymore. A gorgeous
Girl like that, Tommy, she was
So gorgeous. What would she ever
Want with a guy like me, I don't
Know.
Well...
look at the bright side. I mean,
At least you got to bang a porn
Chick for a couple of months.
I know. I just found out
Recently. It didn't really help.
Well, you know what, pal.
Ahem. I'd do anything I can to
Help you. I'm kind of strapped
For cash right now.
I'm just wondering if I
Can maybe just crash here for a
Little while, you know. I'm
Living in this shithole basement
Apartment with a jihad going on
Upstairs 24/7. I can't go back
There.
You can take the master
Bedroom. I haven't been able to
Sleep in it since she left
Anyways.
I just need...
to rest. You know?
Clear my head.
All right.
You got it.
Mi casa es su casa.
That means, you know...
I know what it means, Tom.
Lou, um...
seriously...
if you're gonna be crying,
You're gonna have to go.
Oh, God. You're such an
Asshole.
Goodnight.
Is he there?
He's there.
All right.
Donaghy's. Pete speaking.
It's Tom.
Hey, Tom. How's things?
It's great. You got his gun?
Got it. Hey, what's up with
Blowing off those black folks
Uptown?
First of all, there was an
Egyptian kid stuck in that bus,
OK? And he was blacker than
Derek jeter. Put him on.
Asshole?
Dick face.
30 minutes, you're going to
Be there, right?
Uh-Huh.
How ya doing?
Not too bad. Couple of broken
Ribs, busted tooth, piece of
Cake.
It's too bad. I was kinda
Hoping it would be worse.
Screw you, Tommy.
30 minutes, you're in, you're
Out. No bullshit.
Yeah. Like it was my idea to
Do this.
Shithead.
Let me ask you something.
When did it start? Was it after
Connor died and I asked you
Personally as my brother to
Look after my own kids and my
Wife? Is that when it started,
Huh? Was it like a month? Couple
Of months? Last week? When did
It start?
It was your Junior prom. When
You brought Janet home so mom
And dad could take pictures
Of her. She looked amazing in
That dress, Tommy.
Drive safe.
Yeah, right.
Look, I think that we should
Just go back to the terms that
We had before when we spoke with
Eddie. OK? So you wanted the
Plasma, which is fine, but I
Would like the chaise lounge.
Hello?
What?
The chaise lounge. It's the
Chair that matches the couch.
You always said that you hated
It because it was too long to
Sit down on and too short to...
yeah, yeah. It's fine.
And I'm concerned about the
School that colleen's in...
this born again thing has me
Really rattled so I thought I
Might look at private schools,
For which case I'm going to need
A lot more money, but Johnny has
Agreed to take care of it, but I
Was hoping that if I needed any
Extra, that I could come to you.
Yeah.
Are we having an actual
Conversation here or is it me
Just talking and you nodding
Your head at everything that I
Say?
A little bit of both.
You are not going to bait me.
OK. The dining room set. I had
Wanted it, but then I found this
One and I like it, so I'll let
You have the other one. There's
A watercolor that's in the
Bedroom that was a gift from my
Parents, so obviously that's
Mine, and I was hoping that
You could work out some
Sort of monthly amount of money
For you to help me with the
Girls.
So, ahem. Let me get this
Straight. You're going to let me
Have the dining room table that
I bought with the money I earned
Running into burning buildings
While other people are running
Out of them. Is that correct?
Yeah.
Hey, Tommy!
What the hell are you doing?
Hey!
God, does this make you feel
More like a man! Huh?
Uhh!
Ohh! Ah!
Ah!
Aah!
Ah.
Sorry about the shirt.
It wasn't one of my
Favorites.
So you're OK about the chaise
Lounge?
Yeah, I'll have a couple of
Guys pick it up and bring it
Over.
Thanks.
If I know my brother,
He's only a couple minutes away.
Probably with the gumball on the
Roof, so, I, uh...
you want me to call you or...
no, um...
I'll call you.
♪ a very good friend of mine
Said, son, dance to the
Moonshine, dance to the dawn,
Me and the boy had some fun
When we danced to the moonshine,
Danced to the dawn,
And now that all of that
Killing's done,
Dance to the good cash money,
Son,
'Cause I know I believe that
Country air is the only thing
That's fit to breathe,
And all the things that I can
See are breaking up all around
Me,
To far away *
Janet? Janet!
♪ and I can't see that star,
And I can't hear that
Thunder... *
Hey.
♪ out in the wild blue
Yonder,
The wild blue yonder,
The wild blue yonder *